A great video by Ron Charles showing a lot of stereotypical book reviewer phrases. I've used a few of these myself...
He's got some other great videos, including, Holiday Gifts for Book Lovers, which is quite funny.
Reviews of Science Fiction and Fantasy novels by Jessica Strider, a former bookseller and avid reader. You'll also find shout-outs to SFF books, news tidbits, historical tidbits and more.
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